His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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