Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Randomize
