When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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