Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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