Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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