Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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