Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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