: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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