Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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