I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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