don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
So much Jack, so little girl.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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