Everything about him screamed your future.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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