real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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