But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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