Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
It's just like the Real World with babies
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
tell me about the fingering
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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