Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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