Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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