lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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