We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
The power of my boobs compel you
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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