dude i'm inner monologue high
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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