I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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