You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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