My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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