Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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