Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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