quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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