When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
There's always time for handjobs
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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