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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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