Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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