I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So here I am, sexting at work.
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