She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
false alarm, still single
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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