i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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