is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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