i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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