just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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