Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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