Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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