She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
