i would punch a child for taco bell
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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