like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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