Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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