My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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