Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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