It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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