Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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