When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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