That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
