Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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