Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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