Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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