gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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