Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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