Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
it was like eating out sand paper
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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