I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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