who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
