i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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