Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
