I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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